What's up with Firehawk?

Firehawk works a regular joe job during the daytime, but at night, she turns into an unrelentingly ferocious raptor, ripping and tearing apart horrible pop culture, vehicular infrastructures, and the patriarchy with her stunning talons. She hates most things, but she really loves billy blanks and tae bo, cascadian doom metal, the desert, and her canine familiar, Toona. Just how and why a bird of prey hangs out with a fox hound remains a mystery to most. In the meantime, we applaud this unprecedented inter-species commingling of the minds because without it, Firehawk would surely not be grounded long enough to do a silly podcast about meaningless hollywood movies.