Sunday, September 20, 2015

Episode 4- The Haters vs The Visit

0-6:52 Pre-game Chatter, in which Ben asks Firehawk all the questions, hinting at spoilers
-1:25 Q1 are you hoping to enjoy this movie?
-1:56 Q2 Do you think it will fulfill those hope?
-2:28 Hater's spoiler: we will be hating Ex Machina sometime
-2:33 Q3 what do you think will be offensive about this movie?
-2:53 Q4 is this the most offensive movie Ben has ever seen?
-3:07 Q5 what do you think this movie will be about?
-4:03 Q6 why do you do the haters?
-5:01 Q7 what is the Shamalyan-esque twist?
-5:35 Q8 what is your opinion of precocious white children who appropriate hip-hop culture complete with misogynist lyrics?
-6:37 LEGAL DISCLAIMER: this statement should not be construed as a real threat to burn M Night Shamalyan at the stake.

7:17-44:35 the bulk of the hate
-9:00 agism and ablism.
-9:18 major twist spoiler!
-10:45 Ben's phone warns him of an imminent flood
-11:57 let's talk about insanity
-12:37 aren't you so glad that the state protects us from mistaking homocidal strangers for our grandparents. Thanks state! You are sooooo essential.
-16:08 the elderly as subject for ridicule
-18:36 the elderly as disposable
-19:51 Firehawk quotes Pope Francis
-20:25 scrutinize the parents!
-22:21 white children's misogynist hip-hop
-25:10 idealize the children!
-25:36 Firehawk HATED Ellen Degeneres in Juno
-26:32 why does this Indian American guy always use white families?
-28:26 appropriation again?
-30:25 reduce the children to gimmicks!
-34:23 Ben doesn't hate Michael Haneke
-36:00 instructions for how to properly throw your popcorn away at the cinema
-37:30 Ben starts out like he's going to ask a question, but then he just kinda talks for a while... sorry
-39:50 toona!
-41:35 just slap on a patronizing moral!
-42:40 "shouldn't we be pissed off at all the dads?"

44:35-52:10 The Ratings!
-44:35 good politics?
-45:10 Firehawk wantsta talk poop face
-47:55 cop death?
-49:31 unintentionally radical?
-50:09 identity politics?
-51:07 capitalist aesthetics?

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